If you are celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday this year:
1. Remember that excessive tryptophan consumption and driving do not mix. If you must eat turkey, please have a designated driver with access to Red Bull.
2. Remember that aerosol whipped cream is for the responsible adults in the household only.
3. Butter is healthier for you than margarine.
4. If you are having a fabulous Pinot Noir or a Pinotage with dinner, remember to invite me.
5. If you are serving white wine, remember “ABC”, anything but Chardonnay.
6. If you are deep-frying your turkey this year, please see the William Shatner PSA video first on this subject.
7. Exposure to distant relatives IS at your own risk. Prolonged exposure may be hazardous to your health.
8. Pumpkin products have been known to mimic the effects of sweet potatoes.
9. Just because you CAN have lasagna, doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
10. Have a safe & wonderful holiday with your friends and family!
